January 16, 2007

Tonight's Date

I have a date tonight. A date with a plastic surgeon *beaming with pride*. No, not an appointment, a DATE.
His name is Sean, he is very sweet. He is married, though... no, I am not a slut!!!! Wow, I didn't know you guys could be so judmental. My sexy Doctor is clearly having issues with his pregnant ex/future wife. You see, she is now too big for them to have enjoyable sex. Plus she just told him the baby suffered from Lobster claw syndrome. Yeah that can't help the sex.

You know what? You are right... hooking up with a guy whose spouse has a baby on board can't be good. Okay, okay, I won't be pulling a Britney. I'll hit on his partner instead. Goodbye Dr McNamara, Hello Dr Troy!
Now Christian Troy is a real catch: first of all he is single, and a doctor. And a hot one! He can afford expensive and tacky stuff. I wonder about his pad sometimes... it is a little over the top. Like black satin sheets... gimme a break! But I can live with that. His confidence is a real turn on, but unfortunately for him -or should I say for me?- it seems to mainly turn on crazy bitches. Do you want some dirt? I'll give you some dirt: He slept with a chick AND her teenage daughter! On the same night. In the same room. Yeah that's healthy.

Oh wait. I heard Christian might be gay. Rumor has it that he has the hots for Sean. Now that's too bad cuz I totally have a chance... no really.... I am serious.... okay I'll drop the act. No date for me tonight... just the new season of Nip/Tuck ;)

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January 6, 2007

Scrubs: An Epiphany

I finally got over the holidays - the food, the booze, the not-getting-enough-sleep - and guess what the Wise Men brought me? A new TV addiction: Scrubs. A show that has been on the air for six seasons... wow I feel like a real pioneer ;)
For those of you who may be unfamiliar with it, Scrubs follows the life of young doctor John Dorian in what has to be one of the most surreal hospitals you'll ever see. In short, it's ER meets Ally Mcbeal.
Encouraged by some good friends - and let me tell you something about this crowd... they are HARD TO PLEASE - I watched an episode yesterday, followed by a bunch of clips and that was it... I was hooked. Zach Braff has a lot to do with it, he is truly hilarious. Despite its over-the-top previews, Scrubs is definitely more than a goofy show... there is tension, and chemistry, and heartache. I LIKE IT.

For all the TV freaks out there here are the obvious references:
- Grey's Anatomy. The hospital, the...well, scrubs, the patients, the relationships... you name it. Now wait a minute: Scrubs was there first, I know! So Grey's is the rip-off, especially for the monologues. Since it's drama the show's take on hospital life is obviously different, however I find Scrubs to be more endearing.
- Ally Mcbeal. The dreaming on screen, the unappropriate hook-ups in the workplace... I missed the craziness. THANK YOU SCRUBS, thank you ...* tearing up*...
- Family guy. The wacky moments, the dirty humor, it's all there!

I gotta stop the youtube frenzy and buy the DVDs... I'll leave you with my favorite quote from the show - and if that doesn't turn you into a fan I don't know what will -

"This moment is so good I wanna have sex with it"

... I have FIVE seasons to go, oh the magic!